Thursday, October 13, 2011

Writer's Workshop: 10 Things You Should Never Ask Your Spouse

Today is Writer's Workshop day here at Planet Parenting. I'm linking up with Mama Kat's Writing Workshop. Here's the prompt I chose:


A List of Ten Things You Should Never Ask Your Spouse!

1. If you ever had an affair with someone, who would it be with?

2. How much do you weigh?

3. Have you ever heard of Rogaine?

4. Does mental illness run in your family?

5. After your spouse gets in a auto accident, you ask, "Which car was it?" before asking, "Are you OK?"

6. Were you saving that money for something?

7. What's our credit card limit again?

8. How would you feel if I took the kids and lived in Florida during the school year while you stay here and work?

9. Can I go away with my friends for a month while you stay home with the kids and pets?

10. Can you clean my fungus?


Two of these, unfortunately, have actually been said in my household.

Can you guess which two?


Mama’s Losin’ It

6 comments:

  1. I will guess....4 and 5... BTW 4 is my favorite and #3 my husband will die (he is going bald) LOL!!!!
    Great post!!!

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  2. Cute list! My husband and I always talk about how much we weigh so I guess we break that rule...lol.

    You commented on my blog yesterday and I wanted to reply but there was no email address linked to your comment.

    Here's a link to a tutorial if you're interested in changing that..
    http://www.measamother.com/2011/09/noreply-commentbloggercom.html

    Ok..anyway. On that particular day, I was using my 70-300mm lens. It's perfect for getting that creamy bokeh in the background when needed and also lets me still get shots of my son when he's running around with his dad and I can't keep up because I'm carrying my newborn.

    Enjoy your day!
    -Shondra
    www.walkwithmeblog.com

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  3. Thanks, Shondra for the tutorial link. I have a lot to learn still!

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  4. #5 is correct! I got into an accident and my husband asked about the car first. He still owes me something sparkly for that one!

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